2B or not 2B To Be Or Not To Be

4ever Forever

A/S/L Age/Sex/Location

AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned

AFAIK As Far As I Know

AFK Away From Keyboard

AIAMU And I'm A Monkey's Uncle

AISI As I See It

AKA Also Known As

AMBW All My Best Wishes

ANFAWFOWS And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor

AOTS All Of The Sudden

ASAFP As Soon As "Friggin" Possible

ASAP As Soon As Possible

ATST At The Same Time

AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again

AWGTHTGTTSA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again

AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something

B4 Before

B4N Bye For Now

BBFBBM Body By Fisher, Brains by Mattel

BBIAB Be Back In A Bit

BBIAF Be Back In A Few

BBL Be Back Later

BBN Bye Bye Now

BCNU Be Seein' You

BFD Big F***ing Deal

BFN Bye For Now

BHOF Bald Headed Old Fart

BIF Basis In Fact

CIAO Goodbye (in Italian)

CID Consider It Done

CIO Check It Out

CIS CompuServe Information Service

CMF Count My Fingers

Cof$ Church of Scientology

CRAFT Can't Remember a F***ing Thing

CRAWS Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**

CSL Can't Stop Laughing

CTC Choaking The Chicken

CUL8R See You Later

CWYL Chat With You Later

CYA Cover Your Ass

CYL See You Later

BITD Back In The Day

BM Byte Me

BMOTA Byte Me On The Ass

BNF Big Name Fan

BOHICA Bend Over Here It Comes Again

BR Bathroom

BRB Be Right Back

BRT Be Right There

BS Big Smile

BT Byte This

BTDT Been There Done That

BTSOOM Beats The Sh** Out Of Me

BTW By The Way

BTWBO Be There With Bells On

BWDIK But What Do I Know?

BWO Black, White or Other

DBEYR Don't Believe Everything You Read

DD Due Diligence

DDD Direct Distance Dial

DETI Don't Even Think It

DGT Don't Go There

DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath

DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A d*amn

DILLIGAS Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**

DKDC Don't Know Don't Care

DLTM Don't Lie To Me

DQYDJ Don't Quit You're Day Job

DRIB Don't Read If Busy

DYSTSOTT Did You See The Size Of That Thing

EG Evil Grin

EOM End Of Message

ESO Equipment Smarter than Operator