IRL In Real Life

ISS I Said So

ITM In The Money

IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean

IYSS If You Say So

J/C Just Checking

J/K Just Kidding!

J/W Just Wondering

JAFO Just Another F***ing Onlooker

KFY Kiss For You

KISS Keep It Simple Stupid

KIT Keep In Touch

KMA Kiss My Ass

KWIM Know What I Mean

KYPO Keep Your Pants On

L8R Later

LD Long Distance

LDTTWA Let's Do The Time Warp Again

LLTA Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause

LMAO Laughing My Ass Off

LMK Let Me Know

LOL Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)

LTIC Laughing 'Til I Cry

LTNS Long Time No See

LYL Love Ya Lots

LYLAS Love You Like A Sister

MHOTY My Hat's Off To You

MM Market Maker

MorF Male or Female?

MOTD Message Of The Day

MOTSS Members Of The Same Sex

MTFBWY May The Force Be With You

MWBRL More Will Be Revealed Later

MYOB Mind Your Own Business

NAK Nursing At Keyboard

NAZ Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)

NBD No Big Deal

NBIF No Basis In Fact

NFI No F***ing Idea

NFW No F***ing Way

NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer

NM Never Mind

NMP Not My Problem

NOYB None Of Your Business

NP No Problem

NQOCD Not Quite Our Class Dear

NRG Energy

NRN No Reply Necessary

NYCFS New York City Finger Saluet